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From: JKERWIN@EAC.CC.AZ.US
Subject: Card Ideas : Toons!!!
Here's some cartoon cards I thought of.. more ideas are welcome..
Daffy Duck (Summon Duck)
Cost: W (1)
Stats: 2/1
Abilities: Islandwalk. Banding.
Text: "Dissssss-picable..."
Porkey the Pig (Summon Pig)
Cost: G (1)
Stats: 2/3
Abilities: none.
Text: "Th... th... th... That's all folks!"
Tazmanian Devil (Summon Devil)
Cost: RR (3)
Stats: 4/2
Abilities: Trample. First Strike.
Text: "Blah.. Bluh.. Bloh.. Bleh..!!"
Elmer Fudd (Summon Elmer Fudd)
Cost: UU (1)
Stats: 2/3
Abilities: First Strike.
Text: "Shhh... be vewy, vewy qwiet. We are hunting wabbits."
Bugs Bunny (Summon Bunny)
Cost: GG (2)
Stats: 2/3
Abilities: Tap to prevent one creature from attacking after attack is
announced. Creature is still tapped. While in play, Tazmanian Devil cannot
attack and all Elmer Fudds in play suffer -1/-0. All other bunnies in play,
Bugs not included, gain +0/+1. Effect is not cumulative.
Text: "What's up doc?"
Tweety Bird (Summon Bird)
Cost: GG (2)
Stats: 1/1
Abilities: Tap to make an attaking creature's power zero until end of turn.
Tweety Bird gains +0/+2 when tapped. If attacking, Tweety does not gain
this bonus until after damage is dealt. Flying.
Text: "I tawt I taw a putty tat.. I did, I did! i did see a putty tat!"
Sylvester the Cat (Summon Cat)
Cost: RR (2)
Stats: 2/3
Abilities: Tap to earthbind a flying creature. Creature takes 1 point of damage
and is earthbound until next turn. Sylvester cannot be harmed by rats.
Text: "Sufferin' Succo-tash!!"